Alternative Reality Adventurer Mugs

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Child in a bear suit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Silly sausages

The early days of tofurkey.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."