Virtual Reality Adventurers Mugs

The Conversation Cafe

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Virtual Lap Dancing

The First Asshole

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!