Virtual Reality Adventurers Gifts

The Conversation Cafe

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Virtual Lap Dancing

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'Virtual patient.'