Virtual World Adventurers Gifts

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Computer games

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Hot Towel Web Service

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social Networks

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.