Virtual Adventurers Gifts

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Cyber Sex

Cat computer game.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Second lifeReal life.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"