Virtual World Adventurer Gifts

Virtual Christmas

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Computer games

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Hot Towel Web Service

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Social Networks

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

The First Asshole