Video Game Adventurer Gifts

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Video games distract from school studies

The Real Mario Bros.

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Where's my nephew? I haven't seen Rudy in days. He's in jail. He called me to bail him out, but I just can't. What?! What did he do? Did he steal something? Did he hurt someone? What did my nephew do?! And how could you leave him in jail?! Why didn't you bail him out?! He broke into the mayor's house and rooted around his underwear drawer looking for a rare "Pok

Summer Vacation.

'Is there an action video game about this Samson dude?'

How's the Brain Training coming along?

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Covid-19 Video Game

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Child in a bear suit.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Cat Playing 10th Life.