Console Adventurer Gifts

Everything in life is a stepping stone to something better, little buddy. I know exactly what you mean, Randy. It's like when I first played Nintendo's Duck Hunt.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

i-teddy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"I'm after the history section."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Universe of reading

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Gamers

Silly sausages

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Back to School

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'