Classic Adventurer Gifts

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Flying Carpet

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

You had me at vintage.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Creative Baby.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Stephen King

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Subway Library

Floating Dragon

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Need Wi-Fi

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Flowchart of an idea.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

A woman knits from a globe.