Old-school Adventurer Gifts

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Peace on Earth

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Pub Kendo.

"I'd like to make a return."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Floating Dragon

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Secrets of Adulthood.