Old-school Adventurer T-Shirts

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pub Kendo.

"I'd like to make a return."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Floating Dragon

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Secrets of Adulthood.

"You look good for your age."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''