Antique Adventurer T-Shirts

'I never care about the vintage.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

You had me at vintage.

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Jurassic Country Club.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Floating Dragon

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'