Antique Adventurer Prints

'I never care about the vintage.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

You had me at vintage.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Jurassic Country Club.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Floating Dragon

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"Go with Hannibal if you must."