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Upside down pyramid.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Er! Platonious why are we called Romans we don't roam anywhere we always go in straight lines?'

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

'It says, 'For a good time, call Shirley MacLaine'...'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

At the Museum

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Tourists in Egypt

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

You had me at vintage.

"Life after death"

Pyramid catflap...

The Gladiator.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Painted into a corner.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'