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'To be honest, as the son of a slave, your career options are quite limited.'

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

'Then I dropped down onto the Appian Way.. turned left.. no, I tell a lie...'

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're comfortable."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Warrior Woman

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A private jet takes off

You had me at vintage.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Thug life on safari.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Pyramid catflap...

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Zoo animals.

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Migrating cows.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."