Ancient Adventure Lover Mugs

'To be honest, as the son of a slave, your career options are quite limited.'

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

'Then I dropped down onto the Appian Way.. turned left.. no, I tell a lie...'

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"Trail mix?"

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

You had me at vintage.

A private jet takes off

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Migrating cows.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Welcome Ghost.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

A Couple in A Speedboat.