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Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

Warrior Woman

The Runaway Horse

"They're comfortable."

Fight or Flight

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

A private jet takes off

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Thug life on safari.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Migrating cows.

Behind Every Stupid Man

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A Couple in A Speedboat.