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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Warrior Woman

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Filling up.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Valkyrie.

Letting Go

"Hang on, kid!"

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

"Oh, bugger!"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Man in car.

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.