Epic Journey Lovers Mugs

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Warrior Woman

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Filling up.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Virgil

You will go on a trip.

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Valkyrie.

Letting Go

"Oh, bugger!"

"Hang on, kid!"

It's more about the journey for me!

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.