Fictional Journey Enthusiasts Mugs

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Recalculating

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Wrong shelf.

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

The Ferry

"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

"The shoes."

'Don't tell me! You're off to see the Wizard. Right?'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

"Forgot my keys."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Until you screw up. Then it's all about the destination.

Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."