Fans Of Travel Tales Mugs

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

The aviation experts come out to play

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Tourist Attractions

Benefits of Living Abroad

Tourists

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Have I told you about my experience in Korea?'

"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"

South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Our romance began with a security pat down at the airport.'

Hitchhiking with monetary incentive

"A strong team shares an interest in each others lives."