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'Hurry! You barely made it here in time.'

"Hang on, kid!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Filling up.

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"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

For services to Tourism. . .

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Octopus Lady

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

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'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'