Mythical Journey Lover Pillows

'Hurry! You barely made it here in time.'

"Hang on, kid!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Filling up.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

For services to Tourism. . .

Octopus Lady

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Meaning of Life $5.00