Mystical Journey Lover Pillows

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

ET Mishap

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Filling up.

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Bypass the Falls

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Octopus Lady

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

The Piranesi Mall

Meaning of Life $5.00

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

"Hang on, kid!"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

A Witch's broom as a Limo.

Man in car.