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'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

ET Mishap

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Recalculating

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Filling up.

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'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

You will go on a trip.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Bypass the Falls

Octopus Lady

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Meaning of Life $5.00

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

The Piranesi Mall

"Hang on, kid!"

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Man in car.