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Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

You Are Here (map in dungeon)

The Runaway Horse

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Warrior Woman

"Hugh fans!"

"Trail mix?"

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Thug life on safari.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Zoo animals.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'