Fantasy Adventure Lovers T-Shirts

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Toadstools

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Late BroomStick

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Recalculating route..."

"Hugh fans!"

Rocking Witches.

Time Machine Collision

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

The Pink Bantha

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

Warrior Woman

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Birds Following Witch.

The Beard in the Stone