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Toadstools

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Rocking Witches.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Puss in cement boots"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Pastries and Candy

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Hansel and Gretal

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Telekinetics on strike...

Going Down?

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Mermaids in love