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Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

Toadstools

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Puss in cement boots"

Home Sweet Home

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The Pink Bantha

Pastries and Candy

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Hansel and Gretal

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Going Down?

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Mermaids in love

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."