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"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Late BroomStick

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

"Devi's brew?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Beware of the Cat.

Going Down?

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."