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"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Late BroomStick

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Pastries and Candy

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Hansel and Gretal

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Devi's brew?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Beware of the Cat.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Going Down?

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'