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'We're gonna need a bigger moat.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

The son of Gargantua, Pantagruel, has been fed by the milk of 4,000 cows (Rabelais).

'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Gains Height

'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'...so then I told the genie from the bottle, 'I'd like to be built like a horse'.'

"What did I say about serving Angel food cake?"

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

"You should have been more specific."

"That's not a through ticket. You'll have to change at Limbo...

"What the hell was in that?!"

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Angels on a cloud. One has an egg under him.

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'Who's that painted lady?'

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."

A witch reads Dracula's Horrorscope from the paper 'Beware of strangers with stakes and holy water. Too much sun or garlic could kill you. A virgo will rock your world. Your lucky number is 8.'

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

Walking the...whatever.

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

"I'm thinking about getting my teeth capped."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea