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Castaways Not Welcome

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"They're comfortable."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thug life on safari.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"