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'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Golf escape.

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Alexander Dumas.

"Same ship, different day."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

Route 666

Achilles needs first aid.

Don Quixote

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

You Are Here (map in dungeon)

Edward Teach

Hermes using foot spray

Aeneas and Dido

Tooth Fairy Motivational Training Course

"I for one am glad that little girl broke into our house...this sure beats that darn porridge!"

Rumor has it that he left his heart in San Francisco.

Daniel Defoe

Castaways Not Welcome