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Balloon Thrill Ride

When the water's colder than you thought...

"I thought you measured the distance to the ground. I hope Bob's okay."

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

"You know times are tough when a rugged voice saying 'We're all in this together' dubbed over footage of an SUV snaking down a mountain road is comforting."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Thank God Out of Africa,'

'Alright, I promise to get a new leg when we reach port!'

'It's a long story...'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'