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'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'

'Must be getting late - it's suddenly gone dark.'

Ace Boomerangs.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Tommy's Run at the Daredevil Jump Wasn't Exactly Pretty...

Flying Doctor with keep taking the pills sign, "He never did have much of a bedside manner."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

A huntsman and his hounds.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'This is a killer hole!'

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!

"Well It's similar to bungee jumping, but you go up instead of down."

Slow Sand

Duane would learn to ignore his gut reactions in future.

You wanted to talk to me, boss? Yes, Rudy. I'm going to give you some time off to expand your horizons. You are? But you've never given me any time off ever. That was before patrons began complaining about how boring you are. I'm going to need you to visit exciting locales, get into interesting exploits, and come back with tales with which to enthrall the average cafe patron. Wow. Thanks. I'll give you four hours off every day between midnight and 4 a.m. Use them wisely. Wow. Thanks.

'I don't know what he's complaining about. He's the one who said he wanted a skiing break.'

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."

Dessert Island

"It's from hackers, but I don't think they're Russians."

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

Olaf's Doughnut Hut. The real reason for viking helmets.

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

On 'oliday

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.