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When still waters don't run deep.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Camping-Pong

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Antler Buzzers.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Free love

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

When the water's colder than you thought...

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Miguel Ferrer

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Mole News: Obituaries

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."