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"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

I told you I lost it in the sun.

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'First time skiing?'

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

Underwater wedding!

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

"Are we there yet?"