Misadventurer T-Shirts

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Gilligan's Elevator.