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'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Please use another building entirely

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Crunk

Pianist

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Clarinet Playing Hunter

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player