Nature Misadventurer T-Shirts

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Are we there yet?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"It is my place!"

A Day in the Country.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Help!"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Please use another building entirely

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'A wise dog knows when he's barking up the wrong tree.'

'Termites!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

Maze.