Travel Misadventurer T-Shirts

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Down on Bourbon Street...

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Please use another building entirely

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'Sorry, dear. After three hours into the trip, it suddenly occurred to me that I forgot you. I'll come back to pick you up.'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

'Nice RV!'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'