Travel Misadventurer Prints

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Please use another building entirely

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'