Misadventurous Explorer Prints

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Children playing in a library

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'I miss my water bed.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'