Misadventurous Explorer Pillows

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Children playing in a library

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.