Misadventure Enthusiast Pillows

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

I told you I lost it in the sun.

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

Not a happy camper.

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Gilligan's Elevator.

"This looked so much bigger at the store..."

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

'Nice catch, idiot!'

'They looked like mountains in the travel brochure!'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'