Misadventure Storyteller Pillows

'I don't suppose you remember me, do you?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Please use another building entirely

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Australasia.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

Painting into a corner.

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"You're rambling again Dennis."