Misadventure Lover Pillows

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Man Nailed to Wall

A hunter shoots what he thinks is a bird, but turns out to be a big 'm'.

'Please let it be burglars and not the sitter cracking up again!'

'Henry! That's the steak-tenderiser!'

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

She's a little too friendly.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'You forgot our anniversary, but you remember his birthday?'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"Sure, I can tattoo her name there...man, you must really hate your ex-wife!"