Modern Misadventure Lover Pillows

'...and you're STILL texting!!!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'My life coach traded me.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Friday night was always sext night.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Modern Charm

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Cupid's Arrow Misses, and Dog Falls In Love with a Man's Leg.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'I hate these romance cruises.'

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

She's a little too friendly.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness even with a high co-pay?"

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

It's been a long time, Rudy. Sixteen months, two weeks, four days, sixteen hours, seven minutes. You're kidding me. There's an iPhone app. It tracks the crucial experiences in my life. I'm kidding you. Did you just make a joke at the expense of yourself and your device? I'm impressed. Sorry device. I'll make it up to you, darling.