Romantic Misadventure Lover Pillows

She's a little too friendly.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Barman In Love.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Isn't this fun?"

'Did you say psst?.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"