Romantic Misadventure Lover Pillows

She's a little too friendly.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Barman In Love.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Isn't this fun?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I just love a nice knight out."