Romantic Misadventure Pillows

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

The Adventures of Morton

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

She's a little too friendly.

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'You forgot our anniversary, but you remember his birthday?'

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"