Romantic Misadventure Gifts

"I always thought you'd look great, covered in spiders."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

Cupid's Arrow Misses, and Dog Falls In Love with a Man's Leg.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

The Adventures of Morton

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

She's a little too friendly.

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

'You forgot our anniversary, but you remember his birthday?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I don't like sweetcorn".